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Posted on Thursday, July 31, 2008

who is maria ozawa


Who is Maria Ozawa? Well, she has navel, tongue & conch piercings, plays guitar, field hockey, a pink Nintendo and speaks better English than Japanese... And she looks like me ...



Or so I was told yesterday late after midnight by a Japanese tourist hanging around our bar...



I had a very long and tiring day here at the Phuket beach resort, wanted to wind down and had a look in our bar. Of course my friends weren't there as we all need to wake up quite early in the morning.



Wanted to have some gossip with the bartender who was luckily not busy until a Japanese man come and sits next to me, started talking: "blablabla: you know you look like Maria Ozawa"?


So polite yet silly and sleepy me asking "who is Maria Ozawa"?



Seems Maria Ozawa is a few years younger than me. Now that's quite an intelligent compliment, and a good way to start a conversation. But I soon found out the hard way (not literary I would say in horror, eeks...) that Maria Ozawa is an E cup Japanese AV star. Quite a turn off...



Luckily our barman came to my rescue and explained the Japanese man where 'real' Phuket girls could be found that could relate a bit to Maria Ozawa.



I so dedicate this post to our barman :-)



And for all girls out there getting chatted up by Japanese men: next time you get compared with a Japanese celebrity, at least you now know who is Maria Ozawa ...



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