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Posted on Wednesday, August 06, 2008

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McCain could have used Paris Hilton stockings to beef up his campaign: at least there will be something substantial to look at and nobody would hear what McCain is jabbering about...

But oh, no, McCain had to compare Obama with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears...

Maybe McCain should start with buying some glasses as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are from the female gender, where Obama is not.

And once McCain has glasses that can show him these simple differences, maybe he is ready to see that US citizens hardly are able to buy houses these days. And it does help to have a house when you do need to educate children about family values.

But maybe the McCain people are too busy watching porn that they needed to justify that by comparing 2 sexy blonds with Obama.

Sadly but true they must be living still in the pre Paris-Hilton-in-jail era, as these days Paris has changed her image in a much more substantial way.

Which can't be said about Britney nor about the so called solutions McCain and Obama are trying to sell to the American people.

So all in all, I have no clue what wrinkly white-haired guy McCain is comparing in the first place... Maybe I am now as smart as McCain?

Why do we need McCain when he repeats Obama?

McCain isn't even original. Obama already said in 2005:

"Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame."

"I've already had an hour and a half. I mean,

I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse."

Paris Hilton in a bikini

paris hilton in a bikini

Paris Hilton put on a gorgeous monokini: it looks like a bikini, except the top and bottom parts are connected in the middle.

Wearing the right attire, she then made an intelligent Paris Hilton Video where she not only throws a shot at the white house, but also solves the energy problems the world is facing:

In stead of going for the "if you don't choose my idea, you are against me" idiocracy (without capital I) resulting from a 2 party democracy, Paris Hilton clearly states that people should start considering all options.

Not bad for a blond in a bikini, is it?

View the complete Paris Hilton tape below:

Lesson learned today from Paris Hilton : stockings are too hot for the beach ...

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